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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll

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Beep! Beep! Look out.

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Beep! Beep!
Pillow delivery.

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Beep! Beep!
Look out, buddy!

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Ugh!

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- Ugh!
- Come on, Jake.

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Sorry, buddy.

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I'm just trying
to cheer you up some.

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I mean, here you are chilling
with history's coolest friends,

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building an actual
pillow fort,

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but you just sit there
sulking.

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I'm like, "what gives?"

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I guess I'm just thinking
about Flame Princess.

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I told her
a joke the other day,

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and she didn't even
laugh or anything.

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Guess it's over between us.

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That's it?
A joke?

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Maybe she just didn't
get it yet.

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Yeah, right, BMO.

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More like she used up
all her laughs

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at some other guy's
jokes, probably.

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Man, having a girlfriend
is hard.

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No, being crazy
is hard.

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You're getting all hung up...

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all hung up on imaginary
problems.

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You got to focus on
what's real, man.

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You see this cup?

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This is literally
my favorite cup.

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Hunh!

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Now it's gone forever,
so it's not real,

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and I don't care
about it anymore.

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Oh, no!
My favorite window!

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I don't even know <i>what</i>
you guys are talking about.

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I think I just need
some alone time.

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Gotta let my mind fester
a bit, you know?

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I'll be back
in a little while.

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Finn, festering's
always bad, man!

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There's no good kind
of festering!

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Finn!

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Man.

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This looks small
from the outside.

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What's this, now?

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What the?
Jake, what's in here?

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Jake?

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Ugh!

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Oh, whoa.

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Did Jake build this part, too?

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That guy needs some more
girlfriends or something.

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Hey, Jake?
You need more girlf...

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What the?
Door's gone?

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Hmmmmmm.

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Maybe there's another door
in yonder pillow town.

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I don't get this at all.

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Aah! Dragon! Run!

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- Huh?
- Oof!

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Hey, mister!
You better get running!

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Blanket dragon!

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Now, <i>this,</i> I understand.
Bwaah!

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Oh. That's it?

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Wow!

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Hey, uh...
how's it going?

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Hoy, there!

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I am Quilton,
son of Pillowford.

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And you have saved
our village!

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You and your sharp pillow.

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It's nothing.
I kill things all the time.

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Oh, nonsense!

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This calls
for a celepillobration!

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Oh!

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There you are,
Finn the Human.

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Oh. Hey... there.

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Um... you can just
call me Finn, if you want.

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All right, Finn.

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My name is Roselinen,
daughter of Quilton.

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You have to call me
the whole thing.

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Oh! U-Uhh...

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Just kidding.

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Oh!

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Uh, your dad seems fun.

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Oh, my! Puhzah!

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Yeah.

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Um... you want to dance?

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Oh! Well...

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I... have a girlfriend.

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Dummy, it's a dance,
not marriage.

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Yeah. Okay.

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This place is weird.

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Are you telling me that birds
in <i>your</i> world

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don't poo little
pillowcases?

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Nah... just regular
poo.

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Hey... like this.

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Yeah, I-it's really cool.

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Where I come from,
I live with my best friend,

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who's my brother.

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And... he's a dog.

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We fight stuff.
It's cool.

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It's really different
than here.

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Um, where I'm from,
blankets and pillows

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are used for
bedding.

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Well, they're used for that
<i>here,</i> too.

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Oh.

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Pillightful!

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Aw, man.
It's been nice, Roselinen,

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but I got to get back
to my home.

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Quilton, I need your help
to find the portal to my home world.

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Of course we will do our best
to help you,

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Finn the Flesh Pillow,

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but you're not
making a fold of sense.

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Please... share our food.

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You need nourishment.

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It tastes like a pillow.

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I'll give your compliments
to the pillow.

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Oh. There you are.
You found your mug.

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I thought you said
you didn't care.

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That mug is empty.

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I wonder
what Finn's up to.

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Roar!
I'm the blanket dragon!

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Well, <i>I'm</i> daddy!
Sha-pow!

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Jay, Bonnie,
I bet your daddy

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is just about finished
chopping wool.

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You guys want to bring him
his lunch?

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Yes!

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Alphanumeric!

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Pillow Sheep, you have more
fluff than sense.

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Mwah!

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Daddy! Daddy!

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What is this... a pack of
fearsome pillow goblins?

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Daddy! We're your kids!

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Psst! Finn!
They've brought you lunch.

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Oh, they have,
have they?

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Tiny pillows.
Mmm!

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Darling, you've outdone
yourself.

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Honk! Honk!

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Grandpillow!

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What's my father doing here?

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Pbht!

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Oh, Puhoy!

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Grandpillow!

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Grandpillow!

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Oh! Come here!

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But... I've come to speak
with your father.

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What is it, Quilton?

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When you first arrived here,

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you told us
of a mysterious door

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that led you to our world.

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Yes. Of course.

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Archeologists found this in
the pillow catacombs...

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the Pillownomicon.

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Oh, my glob.

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There is no information
about the door,

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save for the fact it
shows up periodically

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and then disappears.

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Quilton, I need to find
that door.

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Uhh... hey, BMO,

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I-I gotta snag my mug
from you.

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Oh. Really?

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Hey, don't sweat it.

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I'll make us some
hot chocolate.

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Jake, you drive a hard
burger.

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Hello?

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Ah, yes. Come in.

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Are these the great
Abba-cadabra Mountains?

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And are you Rasheeta,
the great Oracle,

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dweller of said
mountains?

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Yes. And you must be Finn,
the Human Man,

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seeker of the wandering
portal.

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Yes. Yes, I-I've searched
for decades.

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How did you know?

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I read it
in the tea leaves.

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This newspaper I found
from the future.

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Does it say
how I get home?

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The real question is, are you
sure you <i>want</i> to?

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Uhh... yeah.

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Well, don't worry.
You won't be here long.

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So, there's another way to...
Oof!

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Not long now.

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Ooh!

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Father!

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What did the oracle say,
father?

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Have we come to the right spot
finally?

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I think so, but the oracle
spoke in riddles.

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Gonna have to fester
on this one for a bit...

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Oh, Finn.

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I know you have to go.

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All these years,
I've known.

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But now that it's time...

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Oh, man.

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I'm just
all messed up about it.

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Just promise me
you'll remember us

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when you're back
in your <i>real</i> life.

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Hmm.

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That reminds me, Roselinen, of
something Jake told me

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just before I came
to this world.

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You're getting all hung up

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on imaginary problems.

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Stay with your new wife.

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You've known her longer now
than any of <i>us.</i>

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You're not even sure  ever
really existed.

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And I'm pretty sure I didn't
look like <i>this.</i>

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Man.

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How did he see it all coming
so clearly?

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Come on, everyone.
Pack your things.

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We're going home.

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Goodness, Jake.

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Why don't you do this
with your other babies?

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Well, Rainicorn babies
age rapidly.

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They don't need their parents
a couple hours after they're born.

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That really stinks, huh?

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Mm...

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Hot chocolate is ready!

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Finn? Finn!

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Wha... where?

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Are you comfortable?

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I'm... all right.

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Um... Dad?

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Dad, we just wanted...

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to say that... we...

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That... we love you, Dad.

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I remember back
when  was dad.

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Dad, you <i>are</i> Dad.

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I ain't Dad yet!

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Oh. No.
Wait!

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Here it comes!

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Oh!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boy!

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Oh!

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Hup!

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Hey, buddy.
You feeling better already?

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Huh? Oh.

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Uhh... I don't know, man.

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I-I just had the number-one
wildest dream.

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- Really?
- Yeah! I was...

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Hello?

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Oh. Hey.

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Oh.
Yeah, thanks.

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Yeah, okay. Bye.

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That was Flame Princess.

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She said she didn't get my joke
'til just now...

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and that it's really funny
and awesome.

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I knew it.

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Yeah, that's great, man.
Now, what about this dream?

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What dream?

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The dream you were just
talking about.

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- Huh?
- Just a second ago.

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The dream you just had
in the pillow fort!

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Pbht!

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

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♪ And do so as we please ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ To a cliff... ♪
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